For awhile every few weeks i have been getting major pains in my side which lasted a few hours then went, so me being me and not wanting to cause a fuss i ignored it, well early this month while on a jaunt to UKCM HQ the pain hit me really bad caused a fever of 41 and while they were concerned i managed to convince everyone i was ok ish, Pug50 and Mantroon convinced me to go to the hospital anyway and thankfully they did, it turned out i have 9mm and 6mm stones in my left kidney which caused a blockage and a major infection to which i had to have tubes put in to drain the infection and bypass the blockage until i go back and have the stones removed, so in light of that Gareth, Paul, Bruce, Andy, Karyn, Thank you for looking after me that day and convincing me to stop being an idiot and go get things sorted

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SSgt Kris "Bloodsucker" Kobus, VAS.
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Ouch!! Recover fast and get back on the Ready Line!

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-Spat

Thanks Spat

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SSgt Kris "Bloodsucker" Kobus, VAS.
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Bein't tough is good but having wise/insistent friends is rather helpful too. Heal up man.

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http://www.tentaclechris.com

We look after our own... especially when it is their round FIRST on Saturday!

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Lol deal im on water though

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SSgt Kris "Bloodsucker" Kobus, VAS.
A09/TQ2.0.12136E1

Heal up quickly!

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General all around pain in the ass and master of the overshare.
"...a geeky kinda dorky kinda nerdy kinda gurl...and I like it!"

UKCM FOREIGN LEGION:
"DEVIANT DRAGOONS"

Wow! What people won't do to get out of paying for a round.

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"You know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water."

Hope your doing ok Kris, all the best mate.

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AKA: Simon

Exactly Vicky it was my round and can't go running off to hospital when I should be at the bar, thank you Chris Kerri Simon for the well wishes

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SSgt Kris "Bloodsucker" Kobus, VAS.
A09/TQ2.0.12136E1

Is this what work is giving you gyp over?
Will they finally get it, now you have official medical backing to prove it?

It is yes, one of my bosses thinks he knows better than the doctors (he has had a copy of my hospital report) and also my symptoms cant be as bad as im saying, its typical i finally admit how much pain etc im in and i dont get believed

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SSgt Kris "Bloodsucker" Kobus, VAS.
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"The hallmark of stones that obstruct the ureter or renal pelvis is excruciating, intermittent pain that radiates from the flank to the groin or to the genital area and inner thigh. This particular type of pain, known as renal colic, is often described as one of the strongest pain sensations known".




Tell him you're sure that opinion will be enough to convince the jury...
I mean, TFL & Network Rail routinely train (pun intended) all their managers to higher medical qualification than senior Consultants anyway... right?

Therefore, you should thank him for his expert opinion, lavish praise upon his superior Wikiversity doctorate, ask him to prescribe you a mild painkiller for the evidently minor discomfort you're experiencing and enquire who you should have standing by for when your kidney inevitably ruptures all over his nice clean station.

If he objects to your improper and undeserved sarcasm, I suggest a sledgehammer uppercut to his daddy-bags and assure him his pain isn't as bad as he thinks!!

I have done all that believe me lol, yeah im aware of renal colic as i had stones in my right kidney 10 years ago but the pain was no where near as bad as this time te thing is i am the station manager this is my boss who sits in his comfy warm office does not have to go secure points, remove snow deal with emergencys etc etc etc

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SSgt Kris "Bloodsucker" Kobus, VAS.
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You sledgehammered his daddy-bags and he STILL doesn't get it?

Where does he live....?

The 18th century the way he acts

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SSgt Kris "Bloodsucker" Kobus, VAS.
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A duel upon Hampstead Heath it shall be, then... I volunteer as your champion, sir!

Normally i would not expect that but as im unwell i accept

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SSgt Kris "Bloodsucker" Kobus, VAS.
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Hi Kris,

Glad things are getting sorted.

Sorry your boss is an ass.

Keep taking care of yourself mister.

- Andy

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"I plan to live forever.........or die trying!"

Thanks Andy hopefully may see you over the weekend

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SSgt Kris "Bloodsucker" Kobus, VAS.
A09/TQ2.0.12136E1

Just make sure you take care of yourself...or you'll have me to deal with.

ok Miss Lane Maam

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SSgt Kris "Bloodsucker" Kobus, VAS.
A09/TQ2.0.12136E1

so to hear about the troubles hope your well again soon

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AJ "Gunner" Martin
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"I'm ready, man check it out. I am the ultimate badass! state of the badass art! You do not want to frak with me."

Thank you AJ

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SSgt Kris "Bloodsucker" Kobus, VAS.
A09/TQ2.0.12136E1

And I thought my boss was an asshat! I volunteer as a second for the upcoming duel!

Get better soon, dude!

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MSgt Samantha 'Boltie' Watters
Chief Medical Officer, UKCM
1st Batt. 42nd Regiment - Hadrian's Wall

Area 52 Bioweapons division - Amber T. Alien


"Harsh"