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Quote:Got any more stories Sarge? You keep remembering more!
One last one, but I didn't witness it personally, Spat told us this one.
There was a guy dressed as Elvis walking around getting his picture taken with everyone. (
Not our obi1kenny by the way).
A young woman asked if she could have her picture taken with him. "Elvis" says sure, so she puts her arm around him.
Just before the picture is taken, "Elvis" licks the side of her face, and pinches her nipple!:shock: (guess Elvis had one too many).
The photographer, who happened to be her boyfriend, walks right up to "Elvis" and punches him square between the eyes, glasses and all!
Well, the glasses broke and cut Elvis' face open, so Elvis calls the police. After the police arrive and hear the whole story, they take Elvis aside and explain that they could charge the boyfriend with assault... but they would have to charge Elvis with sexual assault as well. Elvis leaves thinking they're even.
After Elvis is gone, one of the cops turns to the boyfriend and says, "If it were my girlfriend pal, I would have punched him between the eyes and thrown him off the lobby balcony!"
Hope I got it right.
Kevin
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Marines I see as two breeds, Rottweilers or Dobermans, because Marines come in two varieties, big and mean, or skinny and mean. They've got really short hair and they always go for the throat."