Dear General,

We would like to express our gratitude and appreciation for your most efficient roll-out of our new 'Gazebo' model rapid deployment bio-weapons installations. Initial testing of installed facilities has proven very effective, yielding almost 82% overall efficiency, with the Birmingham units returning 87%. We look forward to having you with us during Phase Three.

We also hope you are satisfied with your remuneration. Securing your promotion was not an easy thing, but your postion is now relatively unassailable and any future opposition will be eliminated before it becomes a concern for you.

Your next posting will be to LV-162, 05/08/2179 at 0730hrs.


Sincerely,

Caroline Burke

PA to Lawrence Gosden
Director of Governance and Business Management
Weyland-Yutani Bioweapons Div.
Jupiter Facility
Sol.




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Congratulations! Hope you don't expect me to start calling you "Sir".

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General all around pain in the ass and master of the overshare.
"...a geeky kinda dorky kinda nerdy kinda gurl...and I like it!"

UKCM FOREIGN LEGION:
"DEVIANT DRAGOONS"

You may not have a choice as we believe he has developed mind control

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SSgt Kris "Bloodsucker" Kobus, VAS.
A09/TQ2.0.12136E1

I just thought, Kris doesn't this promotion also then make you General's adjuvant ?

No mate im just a grunt like everyone else

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SSgt Kris "Bloodsucker" Kobus, VAS.
A09/TQ2.0.12136E1

I think you're be what ever our boss says you're be

There is that of course but being the lovely fellow the General is

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SSgt Kris "Bloodsucker" Kobus, VAS.
A09/TQ2.0.12136E1

Hey Congrats!

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Lt. Melissa L. Klassen, ALG
AL Colonial Admin. - Executive Officer (XO) -- 2021-2022
RCCM | Royal Canadian Colonial Marines - Commanding Officer (CO) -- 2021-2022

Read the AL Charter Rules & Regulations: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1i3gd9QUyIqI_6rfk8kpxspbKU-JT4MBAjLPxfCkvGJ8

...and we all love the leader....

Congrats sir!

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Chaplain Sgt Hohenkerk,
Executive officer - 69th Regt. 1st Batt. Homer’s Heroes

Does not help,
Does not clean,
Will have sex with anything!

Thanks guys/girls!

And Woody... NICE!

Gratz hun

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Alan T. Alien
1st Lt Smith, SA "Sidewinder"
A13/TQ1.4.19720EX CMA
Founder of UKCM 13th Regt. 1st Batt. Freebooters
Founder of Special Armaments Section (Heavy Weapons)
"People don't understand. people like me"

YES!

But I don't think I'm allowed some of those ribbons...

Best. Picture. Ever

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Si vis pacem, para bellum
SFC Steve "Fireball" Parsons - A08/TQ1.0.52150E1
69th Regt. 1st Batt. Homers Heroes

Don't worry, I'm sure we can find you some others

Many congratulations on your promotion!

Congrats on your well deserved promotion General G!

Hmm. That sounds a bit like Gina G. "Ooh Ah, Just a little bit. Ooh Ah, a little bit more!"

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69th Regt. 1st Batt. Homer's Heroes

General Ellner sir, as your most loyal adjutant i believe your sig should replace the Gen Gareth E homers heroes etc with as follows

GEN Gareth Ellner, Commander in chief, UKCM

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SSgt Kris "Bloodsucker" Kobus, VAS.
A09/TQ2.0.12136E1

Fuckin' A!

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Steve
Corporal in 69th Regt. 1st Batt. Homer’s Heroes.

"I'd like to die at the age of 80 in my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my c**k."