AREA 52 W-Y BIOHAZARD DIVISION30/5/10 FIELD OBSERVATIONS - 'ABE T ALIEN'OBSERVING SCIENTIST, BOLTRIG
12.30 Subject restless. Allowed into general populace on leash - no self restraint.
Xeno seems content to prowl. Displays a tendancy to hiss and lunge at
anime chickees.
Non hostile to furries
Xeno seems unfazed by flash photography
- future test: take xeno to rave.
Xeno's good behaviour leading to marines being lax. A dangerous situation
12.35 Predator joins field party
12.36 Public slowly overcoming fears of Xenos
12.38 Predator seems less inclined towards decapitations than previous visits to earth. Are both Xeno species waging a hearts and minds campaign ?
Follow up with W-Y press office
12.39 Vito displays unusual behavious. See attached.
12.40 A strange man joins the party. See attached.
All indications are that the man is cunning. NOTE: Follow up suggests his name is Jayne. Cross
refrence Aliance database.
12.41 Alien interviewed by camera crew.
Appears co operative till end. Drools on interviewer. Bad Abe! *Note to xeno handlers - restrict evening snack*
12.43 Predator poses for a photo next to a display advertising a new 'Predator' motion picture. Definately a PR coup.
12.44 W-Y provided security performing adequately.
12.48 Abe seems amused by Daleks. No percieved threat?
12.49 Did I leave the iron on?
12.50 Lost contact.
12.57 Regained contact. No apparent nommage in intervining time.
12.53 Both species seem content to play on historical hostilities. See ref. Judging by attention from public, they have a fantastic PR man.
12.54 A thought occurrs. Abe was not monitored last night, and there are very few furries here today as compared to yesterday. Check video logs!
12.56
DID I leave the iron on?
12.59 Marines flagging and complaining about heavy gear. See ref.
Extra PT required.
13.00 Abe now in brightly lit concourse area. Observe behavioural changes.
13.01 Drooling on anime chicks again.
13.01 Shows penchant for cuddly creatures.
13.02 The bright light seems to over stimulate Abes saliva glands.
13.05 When asked to kiss a member of the public, Abes saliva glands were especially active. Some correlation between tastyness of female and actual appetite?
13.06 Since leaving the dark hall, all but one marine has abandoned the group. I suspect the remaining one dare not let go of the chain. It seems the marine corps has picked up some alien traits; IE dislike of light. Further study required...
13.07 Nothings happening
13.08 Nothings happening
13.09 Nothings happening
13.10 Cosplayer tells Abe he's pretty. Touch of lust in the voice. Pass information to design dept.
13.14 One of Abe's nieces / nephews paid a visit. Tag subject for later retrieval by
W-Y biohazard containment crews.
13.15 Its OK. I remember putting the iron back in the cupbard because I had to plug in the juicer.
13.16 Abe challenged to a fight. Abe wins by virtue of the drool again. A potent weapon it seems. Re purpose Marine flamers to super-soakers?
13.19 Abe ventures outside for the first time today. Follow the screams.
13.20 S'nice out.
13.22 MNU arrive on scene
13.23 Wannabe marine shows up, and is promptly drooled on.
13.24 MNU try to evict Abe.
Abe unamused. First sign of real aggression all day. I dont blame him. He's just done up his bathroom.
13.26 Lost contact.
13.31 Still no contact.
13.33 Im gonnae get my bum felt if I dont find this Xeno soon!
13.35 Found him and the marines. In the pub. Where else!
13.37 Yes I am.
13.38 Shall test a beer in the interest of science.
13.41 That was good. Need to test another as a control test.
13.45 Need to test another because... MORE BEER!
13.47 [ILLEGIBLE]
13.48
Have stolen science geeks notebook. Fucking science types.... I see arse cleavage... I wonder if I can drop a pen down it?14.19 Notebook retrieved.
14.21 Abe's leash now held by Vito. i am concerned. See attached. So is he!
14.29 Drool seems to also be a defence mechanism against small children.
A most ubiquitous fluid!
14.30 Vito seems to have overcome fears. More press attention.
14.31 Game has been lost.
14.36 Abe now definately displays a like for light. Even reflected light.
14.45 Alien returns to holding area.
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MSgt Samantha 'Boltie' Watters
Chief Medical Officer, UKCM
1st Batt. 42nd Regiment - Hadrian's Wall
Area 52 Bioweapons division - Amber T. Alien
"Harsh"
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