My mate Irv just turned up at my house with quite possible the oddest birthday present ever.



IT'S.
A.
SODDING.
CRAB.

It's scuttling.

In my bath.

Right now.

In my bathroom.


I think it wants to hurt me.
I gave it one of Morgan's rubber ducks in an attempt to appease it.

It takes a special man to admit in a public forum he has crabs.

Oh, and happy birthday!

Russ

Is it a fiddler crab?

It's fiddler crab season, isn't it?

Could have been worse...

Could have been a...




Umm...




Well...




Nope. That's as weird as it gets.

Kevin

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"I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won."

Crab or no crab happy birthday mate!!!

Harry




....waitaminute, did he just say crab?
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Well....it's the thought that counts.....isn't it?

Happy Birthday Crab Boy!
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Crabs

Oh yes.

SAS
Anything that, in happening causes itself to happen, happens again.

Happy Birthday Rev, hope it clears off (or up) soon.

Cheers

Darren

Happy Birthday Scapey!

I hope the crab tastes good!

Happy Birthday mate!!

Have a good one!!


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You may be able to calm that crabs attitude with a hot bath...

I'd say around 100 °C ought to do it.

Erm????

You're right, that's a pretty weird gift!

Happy Birthday Rev.


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Geez I forgot to actually wish you a Happy Birthday!

So Happy Birthday!


And quit screwing around with your crab!

Kevin

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"I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won."

Happy Crab Day . . . err . . . Birthday
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It's in the freezer now.
So much for internet advice to drown it in fresh water for half an hour! Bugger almost took my hand off when I performed an alive-test poke!

Cryogenics for teh win.

Oh, and thanks for the happy birthdays
It's been... An interesting one.

Wait a minute. You didn't buy him one last meal before the trip home? Shame on you.




Kevin

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"I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won."

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He ate the duck.

Seperated at birth?

I just had a thought...
His "feet" could make pretty cool Predator teeth

Better watch, he'll jump at you next time you open the freezer.

Face full of crab wing wong!
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Happy Belated B`day`s Rev.

Now that is certainly one of the wierdest presents I`ve ever seen.

Stick a tail on the crab & a real live (well frozen) facehugger is yours

As for pred teeth using the crap legs,now there`s an interesting idea.

Ja
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Sorry I'm late dude!

Happy birthday!

Mmm, crab.... tasty!!!

Now that is bizarre. Hope you had a great birthday in addition to the crab
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Wowzers...and I was just gonna send a card:D Hope you and Pinchy there had a good one.
Chris

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