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Boot party, anyone?
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Author:  Scapey [ Sun Jun 25, 2006 1:04 am ]
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Some piece of filth ripped up a section of my fence, and lobbed a For Sale sign into my garden while I was out tonight.

I wish death upon the scumbag that did it.

Anyone wanna join me in seething murderous rage?

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Author:  joeranger [ Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:33 am ]
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i'm in!
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What are you doing with a gun in space?

Author:  clanger68 [ Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:27 am ]
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Sorry to hear that Rev. :(

There are some really low people around.


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Author:  Neokramer [ Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:55 pm ]
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I say we take an APC and drive it through his house :lol:

Just kidding. Sorry to hear that Rev.
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Author:  tonyandcherie [ Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:50 pm ]
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My first thought...............dumbass kids.

Take the APC and drive it over their bikes and then throw the bikes at them from a very close range. Just as petty and just as much fun :)
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Author:  Scapey [ Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:49 pm ]
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I don't think it was kids - The fence was nailed in pretty damn well, and we think it happened sometime between 9pm and midnight...

So drunken scumbags from the pub at the top of the road, or drunken scumbags from the underpass that leads to it.

Had to vent here, as whenever I get "too judgemental" on other forums I post on, I get the whole "Oh, who are you to call them scum? They're people, and they just need to be helped!"


Sorry, no.
Neds are sub-human scum and must be locked away, or exterminated.
I was already in a fairly anti-filth mood after the back seats of the bus I was on into town was populated by a "family" of neds - Man, woman and toddler... And the woman was obviously on something, while the man was talking about how "Gotta get some powder. The brown stuff's crap for shooting, though, ye need tae snort it".

Their 10-ish tear old boy was down the front, swinging from the rails and getting yelled at by the driver.
Gauranteed he'd be looking after the little girl later while the parents shot up.


Scum. Filth.
Should have their kids taken from them and be put down or castrated themselves.

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Author:  TI1085 [ Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:53 pm ]
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Um whats a ned?

I need to brush up my American to English slang lol.

Author:  Scapey [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:57 am ]
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Ned : More vicious and animalistic version of the creature commonly known outside Glasgow as a "Chav".
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Fuelled by Buckfast Tonic wine, cheap speed, ecstasy and a penchant for violence and destruction shared by the entire pack, Neds are sub-human filth of the lowest order.
Normally recognisable by their garb of shiny tracksuits tucked into large sports socks, and a jauntilly places baseball cap, some sub-species of Ned are acrually able to blend in with normal society - Or on rare occasions, even resemble hippies or metalheads.

Female Neds have acquired a basic ability to read, as evidenced by their omnipresent "gold" name-necklaces... Generally spelling out words such as "Chantelle", "Sarah-Jane"( Pronounced "Serra-Jennnn", and spoken only through the left nostril ) or "Alopoecia" ( If the woman I overheard on the bus a few years back had heard her new-mother friend correctly. I sincerely hope not. It's NOT a flower and you DON'T name your baby daughter after it! ).

Neither gender of Ned should be approached, as males are likely to be armed with knives or broken bottles, and both sexes armed with large "gold" sovereign rings.
Lone Neds are unlikely to start any trouble, unless very drunk, as they are generally cowardly by nature.
They do, unfortunately, hunt in packs.

Natural habitats include underpasses, shopping malls, and street corners.



With any luck, a cull will be organised by late 2006.

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Author:  tonyandcherie [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:32 pm ]
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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.....Only way to be sure

I remember seeing those.......uhh.......I don't wanna' call them gangs because they just aren't scary and well........just a bunch of bored under-loved kids looking for attention and something to do.....

But nukes are the answer here. Green Peace may protest but once the 'chavs' spray 'Steve waz ere 06' on Rainbow Warrior they'll soon join in.;)
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Author:  TI1085 [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:09 pm ]
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OH thats what a ned is, here I just call em targets.

I'm with Tony.

Nuke the site from orbit only way to be sure.

Author:  Scapey [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:15 pm ]
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I disagree with the statement that they're just bored, underloved and looking for something to do - Some of the worst neds to have made my life a misery have been from VERY rich and very loving families... And haven't wanted for love OR entertainment.

Anyhoo, there's a spray bottle of Dave's Ultimate Insanity Sauce by my door now... For marinading stuff on the BBQ.

I do so hope nobody attacks me for telling them to get off my property, if that's the only thing close to hand.


Anyone that's tasted it will know why ;) b
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Author:  treeboar [ Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:00 pm ]
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If your interested, I've got 7 canisters of CM20... :)

Author:  Scapey [ Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:28 am ]
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That the diet version? :P
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