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Author:  Ttaskmaster [ Fri May 03, 2013 8:02 pm ]
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You should be able to send a PM through the forum right here. Just look along the bottom edge of Pug's first post and tap the second button where it says PM... unless your phone is somewhat unusual?

Author:  Cooper [ Tue May 07, 2013 7:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: UKCM Census

Rather LARGE Squad E-Mail sent :-)

Author:  companyman [ Thu May 09, 2013 10:53 pm ]
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Ttaskmaster wrote:
Oii... Ant-man...!!

You wanna explain to me why I'm suddenly getting all these texts, emails and phonecalls about insuring my Atmosphere Processors, or from Colonial Administration about Payment Protection Insurance and how I "can save money on Hypersleep storage fees"??!!

You sold my details on, didn't ya!!

We just feel that everyone should be informed about our very reasonable rates, unlike those scalpers at Hyperdyne!

Author:  The_Fireball [ Fri May 10, 2013 5:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: UKCM Census

Cooper wrote:
Rather LARGE Squad E-Mail sent :-)


How do I get assigned a squad :cry:

Author:  nocternus [ Fri May 10, 2013 6:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: UKCM Census

The_Fireball wrote:
Cooper wrote:
Rather LARGE Squad E-Mail sent :-)


How do I get assigned a squad :cry:



Its all in the 1st post :D

Author:  Voltane [ Mon May 13, 2013 11:26 am ]
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Email sent. Do I get a cookie?

Author:  nocternus [ Mon May 13, 2013 11:30 am ]
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Voltane wrote:
Email sent. Do I get a cookie?


All cookies go to taj, That is all

Author:  PVB [ Mon May 13, 2013 12:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: UKCM Census

ukcmmarinevellam wrote:
I can't send a email seen as I use my phone to access alien legacy so can you count me or would I need to send an email

Jamie Vellam

UKCM

Undecided squad

Undecided rank

Undecided serial number

No extra affiliations

FTFY :wink:

Which squad you're assigned to depends on your location in the UK.
See first post in this thread for details.

For the service number, go here:

viewtopic.php?f=15&t=5925

Author:  Ttaskmaster [ Mon May 13, 2013 1:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Re:

companyman wrote:
We just feel that everyone should be informed about our very reasonable rates, unlike those scalpers at Hyperdyne!


You're speaking way above your pay grade there, little man... I am the one who decides the rates in the first place. I am the one who decides your department's budget for each five-year period. I am the one whose name appears on your stationery. I AM the company!!

Now, get back in your little office cubicle and do something productive, before I assign you to catalogue the floor tiles of some distant asset on a far away planet!!

Author:  skapunkninja [ Mon May 13, 2013 1:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: UKCM Census

PVB wrote:
ukcmmarinevellam wrote:
I can't send a email seen as I use my phone to access alien legacy so can you count me or would I need to send an email

Jamie Vellam

UKCM

Undecided squad

Undecided rank

Undecided serial number

No extra affiliations

FTFY :wink:

Which squad you're assigned to depends on your location in the UK.
See first post in this thread for details.

For the service number, go here:

viewtopic.php?f=15&t=5925


Not necessarily!
While its loosely based on location, people can still be put elsewhere.

If you want to be part of a squad, send the squad leader a message. But remember- the man doesnt choose the squad, the squad chooses the man.... ;)

Author:  Bazfish [ Mon May 13, 2013 2:23 pm ]
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Ttaskmaster wrote:
companyman wrote:
We just feel that everyone should be informed about our very reasonable rates, unlike those scalpers at Hyperdyne!


You're speaking way above your pay grade there, little man... I am the one who decides the rates in the first place. I am the one who decides your department's budget for each five-year period. I am the one whose name appears on your stationery. I AM the company!!

Now, get back in your little office cubicle and do something productive, before I assign you to catalogue the floor tiles of some distant asset on a far away planet!!


Only the UKCM can end up with a corporate arm! Its like Rimmers game in "Better Than Life". So be it. All bureaucratic nonsense from this point onwards is to be sent to Woodys office.... and im attaching the Bucketheads to be your marine security force. Seams a match made in hell.. but it will work. Coops, keep an eye on the slimy suit and report back to HQ. :wink:

Make it so! 8)

Author:  CrashDown [ Mon May 13, 2013 2:53 pm ]
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Bazfish wrote:
Ttaskmaster wrote:
companyman wrote:
We just feel that everyone should be informed about our very reasonable rates, unlike those scalpers at Hyperdyne!


You're speaking way above your pay grade there, little man... I am the one who decides the rates in the first place. I am the one who decides your department's budget for each five-year period. I am the one whose name appears on your stationery. I AM the company!!

Now, get back in your little office cubicle and do something productive, before I assign you to catalogue the floor tiles of some distant asset on a far away planet!!


Only the UKCM can end up with a corporate arm! Its like Rimmers game in "Better Than Life". So be it. All bureaucratic nonsense from this point onwards is to be sent to Woodys office.... and im attaching the Bucketheads to be your marine security force. Seams a match made in hell.. but it will work. Coops, keep an eye on the slimy suit and report back to HQ. :wink:

Make it so! 8)


Oh you vicious, vicious man...

Author:  PVB [ Mon May 13, 2013 3:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: UKCM Census

skapunkninja wrote:
PVB wrote:
Which squad you're assigned to depends on your location in the UK.
See first post in this thread for details.

Not necessarily!
While its loosely based on location, people can still be put elsewhere.

If you want to be part of a squad, send the squad leader a message. But remember- the man doesnt choose the squad, the squad chooses the man.... ;)

Sorry Staff Sergeant. :oops: :)

Author:  Ttaskmaster [ Wed May 15, 2013 4:22 pm ]
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Bazfish wrote:
Only the UKCM can end up with a corporate arm!

Indeed, I am that arm in all it's powerful, muscled glory!
In recognition of your sound command and dedicated service, Operative Fish, I hereby offer you the position of Corporate Foot, henceforth entitled to all the benefits and shares associated (now includes Armat) therein, with primary responsibility for kicking in any who inconvenience our corporate interests.

Being the Corporate Arm, I myself shall encapsulate all those submitting bureaucratic nonsense and mobilise my Corporate Hand to jerk you around.

I still have a few outstanding vacancies for other roles within the Corporate Anatomy, including a Corporate Dick... at first glance not the most attractive role, but very well paid and with the opportunity to travel - Successful candidate will be quick-thinking, fast-talking, self-serving, sycophantic and seemingly an 'okay' guy/girl.
Apply with CV/Resume directly to my office.

Author:  Luinsar [ Thu May 16, 2013 1:18 pm ]
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How do I get out of this chicken-shit outfit?!

Or, wait... Is it get IN?


Email sent. :P

Author:  Cooper [ Thu May 16, 2013 2:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Re:

Bazfish wrote:
Ttaskmaster wrote:
companyman wrote:
We just feel that everyone should be informed about our very reasonable rates, unlike those scalpers at Hyperdyne!


You're speaking way above your pay grade there, little man... I am the one who decides the rates in the first place. I am the one who decides your department's budget for each five-year period. I am the one whose name appears on your stationery. I AM the company!!

Now, get back in your little office cubicle and do something productive, before I assign you to catalogue the floor tiles of some distant asset on a far away planet!!


Only the UKCM can end up with a corporate arm! Its like Rimmers game in "Better Than Life". So be it. All bureaucratic nonsense from this point onwards is to be sent to Woodys office.... and im attaching the Bucketheads to be your marine security force. Seams a match made in hell.. but it will work. Coops, keep an eye on the slimy suit and report back to HQ. :wink:

Make it so! 8)


I Got Him ;-)

Author:  Ttaskmaster [ Thu May 16, 2013 4:40 pm ]
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Cooper wrote:
I Got Him ;-)


"Do something, Cooper!!"

Author:  companyman [ Thu May 23, 2013 11:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Re:

Ttaskmaster wrote:
companyman wrote:
We just feel that everyone should be informed about our very reasonable rates, unlike those scalpers at Hyperdyne!


You're speaking way above your pay grade there, little man... I am the one who decides the rates in the first place. I am the one who decides your department's budget for each five-year period. I am the one whose name appears on your stationery. I AM the company!!

Now, get back in your little office cubicle and do something productive, before I assign you to catalogue the floor tiles of some distant asset on a far away planet!!

Yes sir!

Got a stack of papers here marked NOSTROMO, was I supposed to shred them, or fax them to the ICC?

Author:  Kimbo [ Wed May 29, 2013 7:57 pm ]
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companyman wrote:
Ttaskmaster wrote:
companyman wrote:
We just feel that everyone should be informed about our very reasonable rates, unlike those scalpers at Hyperdyne!


You're speaking way above your pay grade there, little man... I am the one who decides the rates in the first place. I am the one who decides your department's budget for each five-year period. I am the one whose name appears on your stationery. I AM the company!!

Now, get back in your little office cubicle and do something productive, before I assign you to catalogue the floor tiles of some distant asset on a far away planet!!

Yes sir!

Got a stack of papers here marked NOSTROMO, was I supposed to shred them, or fax them to the ICC?




Whatever you do: don't leave them unattended on a dropship or other form of public transport!

Author:  companyman [ Wed Jun 05, 2013 5:34 pm ]
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OMG don't get me started on that! I was a civil servant (almost 25 years in Jobcentre Plus) and had to get off the bus on the way to work one morning because some idiot at another Jobcentre I was passing had stuck four bags marked 'Confidential Waste' on the pavement outside waiting for the secure disposal company to turn up!

Author:  Osmotic [ Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: UKCM Census

No probs

I'll send over the enrolment forms and payment instructions.

Author:  Chris_548 [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 3:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: UKCM Census

Dont know if this topic is dead, if so and i am breaking a rule by doing this then please accept my apologies, but i have sent an email anyway.

Author:  nocternus [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:34 pm ]
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No its not dead so don't worry

Author:  577_ops [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: UKCM Census

Email sent. :D

Author:  DW [ Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:39 am ]
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Just posting here to see my serial number and sending an email. I presume you want Corporal Tucker rather than my usual nickname.

In fact, please do just take the information here as my census info.

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